Zombie Grizzly Bear

Paaaause...

2007-07-06T14:20:00.000+02:00

Elo my devoted fans!

I'm taking a brake from this here blog. I'm laying all my focus and rant-energy on our new community blog "Bomb Truck", where I go under the name of Barger. So check it out, we have the greatest minds of our time working there balls to a most inspiring sweat!

Holy heck in a handbasket!

2007-05-22T14:00:00.000+02:00

Quick post in between exams!

I've been slacking a bit with the posts and no one is to blame but me, and maybe school, and my Gf, and facebook. But mostly its me, this lazy old git, who has been holding out. Well what to say, oh I've been pestering all the near and the dear with m favorite pass-time Weebls Stuff. And I'll sure as hell never quit it! So here you go, some nice links for ya!

Weebls stuff

Weebls tunes

see you all when these exams are over! ta-ta

Beckoning the Great Warrior!

2007-03-23T02:27:00.000+02:00

There hasn't been a lot of action in the old "My Evil Cyborg". His latest post dates back from the year of our lord 2006, and that's.. yeah. I'm lost for words, sulking in this solemn, lonesome, Cyborg-deprived void that we call life! (depth-alert!)

So come all and join our chant to summon an Evil so ancient that it's appetite for pure, unspoiled souls to soil, defile and corrupt is never quenched!

Bring us, your forever obedient servants,
your Posts and we shall forever stay in your service oh horrid one...

Next!

2007-03-21T16:53:00.000+02:00

Ah miss GrrlFriend's birthday has come and passed, and I am now dating an older woman ;DD
Congratz alot lilla juuur! And sorry for being a gift less bastard on your special day!

Here we see her in one of her finer moods,
ravaging a unsuspecting, innocent i might add, pumpkin.
Charming!

She currently resides in Milan - Italy, and I hope she has a really wonderful time there! Don't mind me I'm not jealous, not at all.

Hugs and kisses from this old Wino!

¡Felicitación!

2007-03-14T14:38:00.000+02:00

Aaah mi amigo!

Dude, your like totally old 'n that's awesome and like rad... yeah! Keep on keeping on!
All the best wishes from the ZGB, and thanks for a great birthday party!

...aaah i feel it a dark conjurer is near, he beckons me to draw near him. Alas! he approaches.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

2007-03-08T22:02:00.000+02:00

Tomorrow starts of with an exam of.. well it's an exam no more no less, I hope it goes well.

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It's been a time since the last log post. Back then it was time for us to pack our solemn hearts and road trip to more northern parts of the wilderness. Well fortunately that time has come yet again!

After my brutal examination, me and the Pinkmeister will pick up "Porr-Tanten" (prOn-ladie), she has blessed us with her presence in this one of our finer undertakings. We will then make way to the outbacks of Småland, for there awaits fairest of all wives my "lilla Strumpa" (little sock) our rendezvous.

The trip will be harsh on the women folk, but the Pinkmeister has purchased a brand new wagon, gleaming red as a blooded moon. Our wagon is draw by a pack of stallions, fearsome beasts as where they summoned from the dark abyss.

If we make our trip, oh joy, there is a feast fit for Kings and their Queens waiting. Hosted by the Duke and Lady Badminton, people from far and wide will join to be amused by the jests of "DoggLarz the Quipster" and baffled by the ways of the Local spell caster "Heinrich the Malevolent".

Hopefully we shall make the trip, and lest i never return, I hope not to see this sad, lamentable excuse for a town in a while.

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In other news

May i present what's for supper tonight! What a bachelors feast!

on the far right we have danish chocolate covered mint frogs, tasty

On another day!?

2007-01-30T22:46:00.000+02:00

Holy hell in Helsinki, on today's exercise in digital signal sampling and transforming we learnt that hello pronounced backwards in Swedish is hello in Spanish. Confused well so am I, "I'm a technician not a miracle worker!!" courtesy Leonard McCoy chief medical officer USS-enterprise. Well enough shop-talk, their is mischief afoot!

-Surely sir, thou art jesting!?
-Nay!

This weekend we're road tripping, hell yeah bitches! Two dudes, one dudette, booze to feed our aching souls and a rubber mattress! And we will all have the same question buzzing no ringing no burning a hole through the very essence of our beings: Is this the way to Skoevderillo!?!

Thnx to The Royal Dragoon Guards

So if you know what's good for you, ask yourself and your surroundings the same question. And if you can find them, maybe you can join... The A-Team!

ps. I am Paris Hilton's biggest fan! ds.

ELLIOTT!!?

2007-01-11T15:38:00.000+02:00

Hello all, I'm back from Christmas slacking! And boy do I've got a rant for you!
I'm currently studying for an exam so I'm just going to put it out there. A question has arisend from watching a whole hell of an amount of TV during juletide and it follows:

"Why the fuck can that little turd E.T fly!?!?"

What is it about that little ass that makes him all avionic and shit. I mean he looks like a brown disproportionate cheese-doodle. That little bastard gets this queer look on him and then Boom! this BMX is fucking ready for take-off! And aaaaw what the hell you guys with you kewl hats and radical bikes, I'll make you bitches fly to.

and as a final note watch E.T if you think Drew Barrymore is all that, it's her best work yet!

ps. apparently I suck at supermarioworld

Tools of the Nintendo-nerd

2006-12-12T22:57:00.000+02:00

This is an official statement declaring that the Zombie Grizzly Bear has no comment on the nunchuck subject. Furthermore, the ZGB has never facilitated and does not intend to facilitate any nunchuck discussion. The Zombie Grizzly Bear defines a nunchuck as an melee-weapon often used in dual or "bonanza"-mode to inflict massive blunt trauma to the target of the user. It is the firm belief of the ZGB that Nintendo intends no such use of their controller, at least not in a physical way. It is of course possible to conceive that the actions and movements performed with a Nintendo Wii-controller inflict damage on a fictional character in a game, with this the ZGB agrees.

We thank you for your time!
Sincerely yours: Hot-Greek-lady, Official ZGB spokesperson

This statement is brought to you in association with: the Alcohol-fueled-console-depraved-winos

Merry New Year, the second coming!

2006-12-10T03:52:00.000+02:00

Ah doc, oldest of oooold and toughest of tough!
Sorry I couldn't be there but harder exams are hard to find.

- Smooth baby I like it smooooth

And take comfort in knowing you're 1,04347826086956521739 times older/wiser/sexier than me

GoW II

2006-11-28T16:05:00.000+02:00

Boys and Girls I give you the pre-sequell, L'chaim folks!

In stores hopefully!

Profanity Alert: Episode V - The nerd strikes back

2006-11-18T18:49:00.000+02:00

A lot of nice stuff on that "Internet"
Allthough the GameJew is a personal favorit and hero, the Angry Nintendo Nerd is also way totaly awesome!

Personal favorit: "Sucks Monkey fuck!"

Curtosy of ScrewAttack.com

Profanity alert

2006-11-06T14:35:00.000+02:00

Younglings, weak-hearted and elderly be advised.

What a shit-load of fuck..

So there's this sports-bar in Lund called Glorias. I was there two weeks ago and yesterday paying for great beer and nice sports-bar-food and watching MFF get ridiculed. First it was an away-game against like the league's overall crappiest team, ASS! 1-2 up the ol' poop-shute. And last night, rammed with a 0-3 loss against those cock-suckers AiK ! "#¤%¤#"!. Nice however that those ass-goblins didn't finish first in the league, no thanks to malmö though ya turds!

Well well at least one can argue that theese two sessions have been therapeutic. COCKHEADASSFUCK!

This poor schmuck got it right in the 'nads during the game
curtosy of Malmö FF

Presenting: The weekend line-upp

2006-10-27T13:01:00.000+02:00

There you have it folks!
We have two newcomers the English Newcastle Brown Ale and the Japanese Asahi Beer. I had a sip of the Newcastle a couple of days ago, and it left me quite intrigued. The Asahi was voted most comfortable beer to drink, gripping the bottle is said to be a treat it'self!

So obviously further testing is required on the Newcastle and the Asahi will be fondled extensively.

And I for one am up for this challenge!

Merry New Year!

2006-10-18T02:31:00.000+02:00

Congratz ya old dog!

Mr AFK celebrates his 24.th birthday today , that is as I pointed out to him 4 times 6 years, 3 times 8 years or even 2 times 12 years... what experience the man must have! Are you impressed? I am impressed!

Well people give the old bastard a hooray or two!

Ultimate fighting

2006-10-16T00:41:00.000+02:00

Oi vey!

Times they are a-changing, got myself a new template. This is due to heavy abidance to crowd mentality. But let me tell you folks, it ain't easy molding it into ones preferred shape. Although I haven't endured it I would guess the procedure resembles wrestling an armed greased up hippo in heat inside a barrel padded with ninjas going over the Niagara falls.

And you would think that going through all this strife would be rewarding, but no, as rewarding as a virgin screwdriver hold the orange juice.

Yes truly a post of similarities. Good fight, good night!

Java, it ain't coffee for all of us

2006-10-03T18:31:00.000+02:00

I hope some Microsoft representative will read ths post i'm about to incorporate to my blog. Me and a couple of fellow students are slaving over this programing project called XL. It's more ore less a not-as-complex version of Microsoft Excell. I hope the said Microsoft-dude recognizes this obvious infringment on their product and sue our Department of Computer Science. This i asume will allow us to cancel all further work on the project, and i will rejoice!

And on another subject:

I don't belive we're on the eve of destruction!

2006-09-16T23:03:00.000+02:00

So i was out hunting subtitles for "Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex Solid State Society" and i stumbled across an intressting article. Aparently Bandai has gone out with the statement that they will take leagal action on any "Fan-Sub"er that subtitles the movie. So im stuck with a "RAW" version of the movie.

So the logical solution is obviously: Make your own Subs!

I have watched numerous movies and series with japanese speech and english or swedish subtitles, and i've seen ghost in the shell, and its sequel, the whole of stand alone complex and stand alone complex 2nd GIG.

The Major is always rambeling something either tactical or quasi-philosophical, Batou is also quite tactical/philosophical, that is when he's not battering Togusa (BAKA!). Togusa, Bomer, Ishikawa Pazu and the rest of section 9's dialog consist of 90% roger, affirmative and understood!

There you have it folk, the template for fan-subing!

And remeber kids! In sweden election/s and whale is the same thing!
Wakarimashita Barger-san !

Quickie!

2006-09-04T22:24:00.000+02:00

Saw the movie Slither tonight, and what a great movie it was!
But that is not the poodle's core as we say in sweden, (the core essence of somthing.. kinda) the movie featured a member of the zombie-wildlife!

The predatorous Zombie-Deer! Known for its vigour and tenacity, almost got away with killing of one of the main characters. But woe, for it got bashed over the head with the common fire-extinguisher... Good night sweet Prince

See the movie, it's a laugh! Me? I'm going to petition a ban on hunting using fire-fighting equipment!

Now Hear This!

2006-09-03T01:18:00.000+02:00

elo!

'Twas a while since my last post, well i can only say its been a hectic couple of weeks. Canadian invation, movage of girl, lost boys returning to roam the outskirts of middle-swetzia.

This week school started out with a fresh course in programing design, computer communtication and networking and the all time heavy-hitter MATH! linear algebra. Man oh man i aint looking forward to that exam: "plz state the form of sodomization you wish to endure".

Yeah and as i said my woman moved, she too has gone to stay in the "dark ages" (Växjö - Småland) part of sweden with dark woods, free roaming beasts and wicked men. This leaves me quite the lonesome fella'

So.. ppl plz visit the last man in Lund!

Or Solid Rake will mess up your garden! Mess it up Big Time Suckah!

Moving Day (Delux Edition)

2006-08-20T15:34:00.000+02:00

Well, i was helping my GF move to Växjö all weekend (damned hard work to the extreme!), and suddenly the question struck me:

If an IKEA furniture falls in the woods, does Ingvar Kamprad cry?

Any how, props to Ikea for funding the trip back to the store upon the discovery of a broken table.

Theoretical Habits

2006-08-11T11:36:00.000+02:00

Does the Zombie Grizzly hibernate?

Well if so, for how long? And if so how much brain must he forage? Further more how does the zombie bear store the brain, or will rotting brain tissue go down as easily as the fresh thing? Maybe he now only craves zombie salmon, in this case does the zombie salmon still travel up the streams? Because i doubt that mr. Bear is much of a deep sea fisherman either before or after he/she has turned into zombie.

Well folks, enlighten me

Juicy Buns

2006-08-11T11:02:00.000+02:00

Good morning!

After the three buns and coffee there was a Blog