Friday, March 23, 2007

Beckoning the Great Warrior!

There hasn't been a lot of action in the old "My Evil Cyborg". His latest post dates back from the year of our lord 2006, and that's.. yeah. I'm lost for words, sulking in this solemn, lonesome, Cyborg-deprived void that we call life! (depth-alert!)

So come all and join our chant to summon an Evil so ancient that it's appetite for pure, unspoiled souls to soil, defile and corrupt is never quenched!


Bring us, your forever obedient servants,
your Posts and we shall forever stay in your service oh horrid one...

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Next!

Ah miss GrrlFriend's birthday has come and passed, and I am now dating an older woman ;DD
Congratz alot lilla juuur! And sorry for being a gift less bastard on your special day!


Here we see her in one of her finer moods,
ravaging a unsuspecting, innocent i might add, pumpkin.
Charming!



She currently resides in Milan - Italy, and I hope she has a really wonderful time there! Don't mind me I'm not jealous, not at all.

Hugs and kisses from this old Wino!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

¡Felicitación!

Aaah mi amigo!

Dude, your like totally old 'n that's awesome and like rad... yeah! Keep on keeping on!
All the best wishes from the ZGB, and thanks for a great birthday party!



...aaah i feel it a dark conjurer is near, he beckons me to draw near him. Alas! he approaches.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

Tomorrow starts of with an exam of.. well it's an exam no more no less, I hope it goes well.

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It's been a time since the last log post. Back then it was time for us to pack our solemn hearts and road trip to more northern parts of the wilderness. Well fortunately that time has come yet again!

After my brutal examination, me and the Pinkmeister will pick up "Porr-Tanten" (prOn-ladie), she has blessed us with her presence in this one of our finer undertakings. We will then make way to the outbacks of Småland, for there awaits fairest of all wives my "lilla Strumpa" (little sock) our rendezvous.

The trip will be harsh on the women folk, but the Pinkmeister has purchased a brand new wagon, gleaming red as a blooded moon. Our wagon is draw by a pack of stallions, fearsome beasts as where they summoned from the dark abyss.

If we make our trip, oh joy, there is a feast fit for Kings and their Queens waiting. Hosted by the Duke and Lady Badminton, people from far and wide will join to be amused by the jests of "DoggLarz the Quipster" and baffled by the ways of the Local spell caster "Heinrich the Malevolent".

Hopefully we shall make the trip, and lest i never return, I hope not to see this sad, lamentable excuse for a town in a while.

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In other news

May i present what's for supper tonight! What a bachelors feast!


on the far right we have danish chocolate covered mint frogs, tasty