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ELLIOTT!!?

Hello all, I'm back from Christmas slacking! And boy do I've got a rant for you!
I'm currently studying for an exam so I'm just going to put it out there. A question has arisend from watching a whole hell of an amount of TV during juletide and it follows:

"Why the fuck can that little turd E.T fly!?!?"


What is it about that little ass that makes him all avionic and shit. I mean he looks like a brown disproportionate cheese-doodle. That little bastard gets this queer look on him and then Boom! this BMX is fucking ready for take-off! And aaaaw what the hell you guys with you kewl hats and radical bikes, I'll make you bitches fly to.

and as a final note watch E.T if you think Drew Barrymore is all that, it's her best work yet!

ps. apparently I suck at supermarioworld

Posted by barger on Thursday, January 11, 2007 at 3:38 PM |

Psi-powers of some sort perhaps? cuz he can phone home without any power source too...back to Startrek!

Posted by Blogger Dawg /afk | 5:44 PM  

yeah yeah, but whyy!?

Posted by Blogger barger | 6:32 PM  

he's a space chicken

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous | 4:24 PM  

Remember that fighter plane you read about? The one that supposedly was able to fire thousands of rounds per second from its minigun. That's not ET's plane but he probably knows the guy who flew it. It's all about adding those 'cool new features'. You know, like real-time weapon switching and other massively epic stuff. Making sense is for whores.

Posted by Blogger My Evil Cyborg | 11:13 PM  

it fucking boggels my mind, flying turd-cheetos and weapons with epic rate of fire... what ever will they come up with next?

Posted by Blogger barger | 4:00 PM  

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