Zombie Grizzly Bear

This is an official statement declaring that the Zombie Grizzly Bear has no comment on the nunchuck subject. Furthermore, the ZGB has never facilitated and does not intend to facilitate any nunchuck discussion. The Zombie Grizzly Bear defines a nunchuck as an melee-weapon often used in dual or "bonanza"-mode to inflict massive blunt trauma to the target of the user. It is the firm belief of the ZGB that Nintendo intends no such use of their controller, at least not in a physical way. It is of course possible to conceive that the actions and movements performed with a Nintendo Wii-controller inflict damage on a fictional character in a game, with this the ZGB agrees.

We thank you for your time!
Sincerely yours: Hot-Greek-lady, Official ZGB spokesperson


This statement is brought to you in association with: the Alcohol-fueled-console-depraved-winos

Posted by barger on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 10:57 PM | Permalink