Friday, July 06, 2007

Paaaause...

Elo my devoted fans!

I'm taking a brake from this here blog. I'm laying all my focus and rant-energy on our new community blog "Bomb Truck", where I go under the name of Barger. So check it out, we have the greatest minds of our time working there balls to a most inspiring sweat!


Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Holy heck in a handbasket!

Quick post in between exams!

I've been slacking a bit with the posts and no one is to blame but me, and maybe school, and my Gf, and facebook. But mostly its me, this lazy old git, who has been holding out. Well what to say, oh I've been pestering all the near and the dear with m favorite pass-time Weebls Stuff. And I'll sure as hell never quit it! So here you go, some nice links for ya!

Weebls stuff

Weebls tunes



see you all when these exams are over! ta-ta

Friday, March 23, 2007

Beckoning the Great Warrior!

There hasn't been a lot of action in the old "My Evil Cyborg". His latest post dates back from the year of our lord 2006, and that's.. yeah. I'm lost for words, sulking in this solemn, lonesome, Cyborg-deprived void that we call life! (depth-alert!)

So come all and join our chant to summon an Evil so ancient that it's appetite for pure, unspoiled souls to soil, defile and corrupt is never quenched!


Bring us, your forever obedient servants,
your Posts and we shall forever stay in your service oh horrid one...

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Next!

Ah miss GrrlFriend's birthday has come and passed, and I am now dating an older woman ;DD
Congratz alot lilla juuur! And sorry for being a gift less bastard on your special day!


Here we see her in one of her finer moods,
ravaging a unsuspecting, innocent i might add, pumpkin.
Charming!



She currently resides in Milan - Italy, and I hope she has a really wonderful time there! Don't mind me I'm not jealous, not at all.

Hugs and kisses from this old Wino!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

¡Felicitación!

Aaah mi amigo!

Dude, your like totally old 'n that's awesome and like rad... yeah! Keep on keeping on!
All the best wishes from the ZGB, and thanks for a great birthday party!



...aaah i feel it a dark conjurer is near, he beckons me to draw near him. Alas! he approaches.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

Tomorrow starts of with an exam of.. well it's an exam no more no less, I hope it goes well.

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It's been a time since the last log post. Back then it was time for us to pack our solemn hearts and road trip to more northern parts of the wilderness. Well fortunately that time has come yet again!

After my brutal examination, me and the Pinkmeister will pick up "Porr-Tanten" (prOn-ladie), she has blessed us with her presence in this one of our finer undertakings. We will then make way to the outbacks of Småland, for there awaits fairest of all wives my "lilla Strumpa" (little sock) our rendezvous.

The trip will be harsh on the women folk, but the Pinkmeister has purchased a brand new wagon, gleaming red as a blooded moon. Our wagon is draw by a pack of stallions, fearsome beasts as where they summoned from the dark abyss.

If we make our trip, oh joy, there is a feast fit for Kings and their Queens waiting. Hosted by the Duke and Lady Badminton, people from far and wide will join to be amused by the jests of "DoggLarz the Quipster" and baffled by the ways of the Local spell caster "Heinrich the Malevolent".

Hopefully we shall make the trip, and lest i never return, I hope not to see this sad, lamentable excuse for a town in a while.

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In other news

May i present what's for supper tonight! What a bachelors feast!


on the far right we have danish chocolate covered mint frogs, tasty

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

On another day!?

Holy hell in Helsinki, on today's exercise in digital signal sampling and transforming we learnt that hello pronounced backwards in Swedish is hello in Spanish. Confused well so am I, "I'm a technician not a miracle worker!!" courtesy Leonard McCoy chief medical officer USS-enterprise. Well enough shop-talk, their is mischief afoot!

-Surely sir, thou art jesting!?
-Nay!

This weekend we're road tripping, hell yeah bitches! Two dudes, one dudette, booze to feed our aching souls and a rubber mattress! And we will all have the same question buzzing no ringing no burning a hole through the very essence of our beings: Is this the way to Skoevderillo!?!




Thnx to The Royal Dragoon Guards

So if you know what's good for you, ask yourself and your surroundings the same question. And if you can find them, maybe you can join... The A-Team!



ps. I am Paris Hilton's biggest fan! ds.